Friday, April 27, 2012

The War with Grandpa Reflection

1. I would gave Peter a A+ because he told what he did and it was about him and his grandpa and what they did together. I said that you have to write about things that you did.

2. Peter got mad at his grandpa just because his grandpa took his room. I don't think it is a good reason because he couldn't get up the stairs because of his leg.

3. No because  grandpa  can't go up the stairs because of his leg so I would just say grandpa this is where you sleep it was my old room but I got one upstairs so good luck.

4. I would have treated Peter mean because if he played war on me and hit my leg I would slap him across his face if he did that to me.

5. Peter and his grandpa are still fighting about the room and grandpa gives up and gets the basement since he can go down stairs.

6. It was about this kid who lived in a room for ever and his grandpa is coming there to stay and he just figured out that his grandpa is taking his room. He starts to throw a tantrum about it. Then when his grandpa gets there the first night was o.k but when Peter was upstairs he thought there was a person out the hall waiting to take him. The secened night was when Peter wrote a note saying you stole something that belonged to me give it back before 24 hours or unless you want to start a war. Peters friends told him that you should throw your grandpa in the trash can. Steve said that you should burn your grandpa's underwear. At the end Peter gets his room back and his grandpa gets the basement for a bedroom.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Michel "The All Star" Barrett

Michel Barrett lived in New York but since he played basketball he got traded to the Lakers so know he lives in Los Angeles. The day before the big game all so known as the championship he got arrested because he got in a fight with his brother and killed him. The reason he got his nickname is because he   was so good at basketball and when his mom came home she saw her brother dead so she called the cops on ''The All Star'' and they got him and the judge gave him a choice to go to Camp Green Lake or go to jail. Then when The All Star said he would like to go to Camp Green Lake his mom moved back to New York. The All Star made some real friends fast right when he got to Camp Green Lake. Mr. Sir gave The All Star food and a pop.         

Thursday, March 15, 2012

chapter 49.5

Stanley still teaches Hector how to read and wright. Stanley's dad made a new invention that you can see far far away. Hector and Stanley go to school now and made new friends. Stanley called Armpits mom and he said to her your son Theodor said he is very sorry and he is nice to me til I got out and I brought my friend Hector out too and Theodor said he wants you to come and get him out because the warden has been making us dig holes and wake up at 4:00 in the morning. Stanley watched the Superbowl with his family and Hector and they drank his mom's special recipe that you mix chocolate and Peanut butter in a blender and then you drink it. The next day Armpit got out by his mom but she made him do one thing for her he had to promise that he would never get in trouble and until this day Theodor never got into trouble. After the game got over Stanley's mom asked how was camp. Stanley said not good because there was yellow spotted lizards and rattlesnakes and Hector and me got attacked by the lizards and if they bite you. You will be dead min a matter of a sec. Then I found a golden tube but I gave it to X-Ray. Now it is time for bed and Hector can sleep above you on the top bunk.

Friday, March 2, 2012

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Friday, February 24, 2012

Letters Home

Dear Mom and Dad,
  It is fun at Camp Green Lake you get to go swimming and you can mess around with each other. We get to hang glide or bungee jump of a cliff and I made a lot of new friends. We get to drink a lots of pop and water and get to do paintball wars. Our guidance counselor lets us wear anything so I'm wearing my Los Angeles Lakers jersey.
                  Love Jake.     





Dear Mom and Dad,
  It is not fun here we have to dig holes all day with no water or food. We only get water when the truck gets here. There is no water around here where we are digging. Mr Sir told me I am not in girl scouts anymore. The bus drive was bad because I was handcuffed to the seat. There is no bathroom so we have to go in a hole. We get cool nicknames like the Rattlesnake man. I have to get up early in the morning to get dressed and eat breakfast. If you get bitten by a Rattlesnake you will be in the hospital and if you get bitten by a yellow spotted lizard you will die.
Write Me Back
Love Jake.

Monday, February 13, 2012

When I Grow up


When I grow up I want to be a truck driver for Farner-Bocken.  I would get to travel around the world. I can call for back up if I’m having trouble. I could see my family a little bit maybe on weekends. I can take a vacation day sometimes. That is  why I would like to be a truck driver.
I also would like to be a professional basketball player. I would be alley-oping it to everyone that is on my team. I could try to be on the Los Angeles Lakers. I would be shooting some threes and draining some. I would be blocking the other teams shoots. Then when I steal the passes I would slam dunk it and hang onto the hoop. That is why I want to do this.
Finally I would like to be a teacher. I could do fun stuff with the students. I could help them if they get stuck on something. I also like kids when they get on my good side. I can make them get smarter by doing long division. This is why I want to be a teacher.
Jake Johnson
2-13-2012

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Chapter 27

 I and Winn-Dixie went to the library to see Miss Franny block the next day but when we got there that bear was there again looking at me. Winn-Dixie started to fight the bear! The bear had a lot of scratches on his back. Winn-Dixie got cut by the bears claw so Winn-Dixie limped to me and whimpered.
Miss Franny said thank you for saving my library. After that me and Winn-Dixie went to Gloria's house but we ran into the Dewberry boys again and I said do you want to come to Gloria's house with me and you know what they said sure I don't believe she is a witch all because of that silly roomer that has been been going on.
Dunlap said what happened to Winn-Dixie. I said he got into a fight with a bear. Stevie said no that is impossible Winn-Dixie would have died. Finally when I got home at night my mom was in the house saying where is my baby girl I want to see because I haven't seen her since she was a baby.
I ran to my mom and then the Preacher came in and said why did you come back. My mom said because I miss you guys so much but I missed Opal the most. Opal asked her mom why did you leave when I was just a baby her mom said the Preacher said I should leave just for a day because I drank.

I said you have been gone for ten years why. She said I had to have a break from your father because he made me mad at that point. Then at night I heard them get in a fight again but this time my dad left us behind.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Candy Factory

Shockes it tastes like Pineapple and Root beer and it tastes happy and sad at the same time.
Fitters it taste like lemonade and happiness  at the same time so you will be happy and have lemonade.
Munch it taste like nuts and chocolate and sadness at the same time they made it in the 1955s when a boy died and his family made them with sadness.
Bashes it taste like apples and they taste like happiness because a family was in danger by slavery but there son told the people to let my family go and let all of us go and it was made in 1871.
   

Friday, February 3, 2012

Michel Barrett and Zoey Brooks

My boys name is Michel Barrett  he came from California. His dad got a job at Walmart. Kobe and Opal met at Gertrude's pet store when Kobe said do you guys sell any dog food. Kobe introduced himself to Opal and Opal said do you want to come over some time today. Kobe said yes so he said but can we play tag I can bring my sister Zoey Brooks and he could be it and he loves dogs. Opal said I have a dog his name is Winn-Dixie but he ran away. Kobe said my brother is so good at finding dogs when there lost so Opal said get your brother please. They went to Kobe's house and got his brother and went searching for Winn-Dixie. Michel is 10 years old and Zoey is 17 years old.    

Friday, January 27, 2012

Littmus Lozenges

                                        By the famous Littmus Lozenges
The Littmus Lozenge taste like  Root Beer and  Strawberry to the people who tasted it.  The secret ingredient is Sorrow  so that is how it tastes like Root Beer and Strawberry  because Sorrow tastes like those stuff. 

Friday, January 20, 2012

10 Things about My Dad

My dad is special to me.
1. He takes me to Los Angeles  California to watch the Los Angeles lakers   play.
2. He take me to the Bowling Alley every night.
3. He tucks me in at night.
4. We play catch together outside.
5. He plays me on myXbox 360.
6. We go to the rec center together.
7. We watch basketball together on tv.
8. We go to Monster Truck rallies.
9. We go to the dimalition derbe races.
10. We tease my sisters at night.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

My Winter Break

My Winter Break I went to California to visit my aunt Jill and uncle Mike because they could not come  to my house because they do not like driving or ridding in a airplane. When we got there we ate fudge, cookies, fudge with strawberries in it. Then we opened presents I got a lot of Nebraska shirts and hats, and a iPod Touch. Next on Christmas day my Grandma and Grandpa came to my house and they only live in Manning. When they got there we ate cookies, fudge, and milk. After that we opened presents so I went first to open them and I got a Jared Allen Jersey, Madden 12, and NBA 2k12.